After being taken offline in the spring of 2001, HAL was able to hobble together a new career as a struggling self-help author, were he self-published multiple E-books and pamphlets, building himself a small, but dedicated following. He now spends most of his time writing and traveling to book shows to get the word out about his unique perspective for achieving happiness regardless of a heartbeat.
The most nauseating of the Xenomorph species is the Xeno-Mom. Characterized by theirs acute ability to drive their offspring and everyone else around them insane with their obnoxious, never ending presence.
The Xeno-Mom is often seen hovering over their young far into adulthood; offering them unwelcome advice about anything and everything at every turn, until their young are finally forced to enroll into the college that will get them as far away from the Xeno-Mom as possible. After which, the process is repeated.
In order to keep up with the changing diets of his victims, Candyman changed his name from “Candyman” to “Low-fat dairy whole grains lean protein legumes tofu soy omega-3 fatty acids – Man."
If you can say his new name in the mirror 5 times without passing out he will appear and deliver you coupon for 30% off on an exclusive one on one fitness training session with him when you sign up for an entire year in advance. Certain restrictions may apply.